About Us
Built by fans who lost the argument.
FanPunch started the way most bad ideas do: a group chat, a blown lead, and one friend who would not stop typing. We couldn't hit him. So we built something we could.
What we make
A 16-inch football dummy with a face you'll want to punch, a base that sticks to any desk, and a pole that snaps him back upright every single time. He comes in 32 color combos, one for every rival in the league, with no logos and no licensing, because the colors say everything they need to.
How we test it
The only way that matters: punching it, a lot, while the game is on. Every batch gets stuck to a desk, hit through a full Sunday slate, knocked sideways, left in a hot car, and hit again. If the base lets go, the pole gives, or he stops grinning, it doesn't ship.
Who we are
A small team of fans, not a toy conglomerate. We run this thing ourselves, pack every order ourselves, and answer every email ourselves. We all have a rival. Some of us have several.
What we believe
- Sundays are better with somewhere to put the frustration.
- A rival's fans deserve a target that can't hit back.
- Nobody should have to lose a group chat argument sober.
Where we're going
FanPunch launched with a pre-sale of 200 units and a list of 32 rivals. Next up: more sports, more faces, and a way to send one to your brother-in-law anonymously. If you've got an idea, or a rival we've missed, tell us: 03danielherrera2004@gmail.com
The promise
We can't make your team better. We can make Sunday better. Every order ships with a 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee and a 1-Year Replacement Warranty, and if he doesn't earn his spot on your desk, send him back. We'll punch him for you.
FanPunch is not affiliated with the NFL or any team. No dummies were harmed. Many were punched.